Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand
this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
|—||sebastian stan, probably (via sebbybarnes)|
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year