Nányë Laerwen

belowtheprecipice:

cosmographia:

thepap64experience:

Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands

I yell this to anybody who misses in anything. 

a body count… in the thousands

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

riverfeather-6002:

Sir Gwaine + Hair Moments

Requested by twoheartsonerose

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
bucKY ISNT EVIL BUCKY IS SUNSHINE AND BUTTERFLIES HE CANT HELP IT I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME BRUSH HIS HAIR GIVE HIM SOME COMFY PJS AND MAKE HIM HOT CHOCOLATE DONT YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY BUCKY
sebastian stan, probably (via sebbybarnes)

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year